i may or may not be watching the land before time
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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