Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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