is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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