It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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