that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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