was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
well most of my day revolves around power hour
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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