You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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