she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I don't deserve a penis
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
This is classic penis vs brain.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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