Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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