If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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