yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Panties = found
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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