These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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