Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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