turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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