whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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