3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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