IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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