I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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