I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
My liver just had a heart attack.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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