its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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