I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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