i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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