Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
wow bdsm is so cute
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