garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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