Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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