She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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