Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
wow bdsm is so cute
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