Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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