I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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