I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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