I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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