Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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