Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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