I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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