Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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