I don't usually arrange sex via text message
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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