So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
high people should be assigned attendants
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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