I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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