with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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