...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I touched a dick in church today
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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