i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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