i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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