is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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