i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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