great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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