oh god the rape fog is back!
they're like a gay fantastic four
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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