Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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