Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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