Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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