i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
and you said cock pushups were impossible
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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