I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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