Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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