If that was your dad, he is hot
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
