Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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