why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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