Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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