I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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