I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
We are two peas in an std pod
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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