He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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