In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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