Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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