at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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