We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
