I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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