He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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